Ask Pope Michael: Anti-reality Chaos Bubble

As some of you know, I keep an “Anti-reality chaos bubble” around me. It keeps things fun and chaotic (in a good way) and protects me from normal reality versions of ordinary hexes and curses. However it has the ability to make my day surreal around people (as my Wife can attest to). Every time I go out something funny happens. I have plenty of examples of funny things happening. Everything from the benign to surreal insanity. It warps the space and the minds of those around to to be slightly more chaotic and makes your day a HELL of a lot more surreal. Plus it’s an excellent exercise in showing how malleable reality truly is.

So today’s question comes from a good Friend named Rebecca after hearing about it in a facebook post: “This anti-reality chaos bubble is relevant to my interests. I want this! “

To which I reply:

It’s pretty simple but each ingredient is important in its creation:

Daily you have to literally banish reality!

Start by putting up your own psychic shielding. Though it’s optional, it’s a good practice for all.

Next grab your Athame or your own finger and do an instant banishing ritual. The one I use is a basic one: First I charge my energy into the tool. Visualize a warp in space time, reality turning inside out, or all matter turning into something similar to “Matrix Code”. Now do a banishing pentagram and state out loud: “I banish you reality and embrace the Fnord (which means nonsense or anti-reality in Discordian terminology) / insanity / true nature of the insane universe / (Something that means anti-reality to you). Chaos in me, chaos around me, reality BE GONE!”

Keep visualizing reality warping or being “Matrix Code” for as long as you can throughout the day. Keep reminding yourself that matter is not there. It’s just dense energy. Keep visualizing the chaos bubble distorting reality around it. It may take you a year or so of practice in order to keep it up all day, but you’re in for a treat even the first time. It teaches you how malleable reality truly is and brings in A LOT of humor and fun into you life actually living the fnord instead of just embracing it.

Thank you Ms Rebecca!

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One Response to “Ask Pope Michael: Anti-reality Chaos Bubble”

  1. Um, bit off topic here, but I have rather the opposite problem; I involuntarily do your trick. If I wear a watch it runs backwards or stops, and everything electronic i’ve ever owned has developed ‘quirks’. If I get scared or upset, things disappear, electrical systems fry, computers go dead. I’ve mostly handled it by teaching myself how to remain calm and positive, but it’d be nice if you’ve got any advice on the subject. By the way, grand column you’ve got here. I just found it, and it’s so refreshing to read commonsense and fun magic that doesn’t try to be high-handed, and wry humor into the bargain.
    Yours
    Otter

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